Thursday, July 19, 2012

DEAR ELITE DAILY:

Elite Daily wrote a "Campus Profile" about URI, most of which was hysterically accurate.  However, in the section about sororities the following was written about Chi Omega:
"Chi Omega – this is hands down the worst sorority. Not only are these girls repulsive, but the refuse to party. Do not ever go near Chi O."


The whole article can be found here:
http://elitedaily.com/elite/2012/uri-campus-profile/


Saturday, July 14, 2012

Summa Time

Good Ol' America

cool breeze

Pretty in Purple

August Brunch with Gram

Thursday, July 12, 2012

and now a collection of ecards that are hysterical, inappropriate and completely relevant to my life, you be the judge as to which is which


 










IF YOU'RE PREGNANT AND YOU KNOW IT.. POST IT ON FACEBOOK?!

Disclaimer: this is probably the most controversial post I will ever post... ever. 


Congratulations! You made it to the age of 20 before getting knocked up! You officially do not fall under the category of "teen mom." GO YOU!  

I understand accidents happen and you have no choice but to take responsibility, but when you plan it? Don't even get me startedddddd.

You and your "man" have been together for almost x amount of years, unless x= 10 and you are considered  to be legally married, you have no business bringing a child into this world.

High School girls: bragging on social media about how you can't wait to be a mommy and blah blah blah... it's unbecoming and just plain stupid.  Enjoy your time as a child, live your life, there are so many things the world holds, exciting things, things that you won't be able to experience because you thought it was a good idea to have a baby.

Girls who have graduated high school: just because you graduated high school, or didn't... and you are over the age of 18, does not mean you are mature enough nor able to have a baby. Yes, babies are wonderful things and becoming a mother I can only imagine is the most beautiful, amazing, great thing ever, but supporting a baby on your six credits from community college and your baby daddy claiming he loves you and will take care of you.   If you believe this, YOU SHOULD NOT BE HAVING A CHILD.

And lastly, DO NOT post facebook statuses seeking out congratulations or sympathy because you have to work while you're pregnant... because the people that are ignorant and stupid enough to fall for it are just ueojdfmobnvmwoejn I have no words.  ALSO, get the pictures out of my newfeed of your baby bumps and what not, I would be embarrassed, actually I would be mortified if I got pregnant and wasn't married..
(again, there are situations when accidents happen, but I'm pro-choice, (don't like it? then see yaaa) and believe that option is also there and should be taken advantage of.)


As I said before, I understand things happen, and yes babies are brought into this world unplanned, but for GOD'S SAKE people, they don't teach us about safe sex in high school for nothing!! 


Maybe this is just my opinion because I am absolutely petrified of growing up.  I am super responsible and mature, but all these people blowing up my newsfeed of facebook with marraiges and engagements and THEIR FUCKING BABIES. It makes me crazy.  We are so young, when you think about it, if we live until we are 100, we have only lived 1/5 of our life, some even less.  It baffles me and just straight up blows my mind, we have our whole life ahead of us, what the hell is the RUSH?


xoxox,


forever young  

Saturday, July 7, 2012

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When NOT to tell someone you are in love with them.

1. If they're in a relationship already
2. If they're one of your best friends
3. If you are about to risk one of the most important friendships to you
4. If you have been drinking (or if you haven't.)
5. Via text message


Because you'll just get denied.
Life's a bitch.